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Reviews :Justice Yeldham, The Stumps and Toecutter - February 5, Happy

There had been a lot of hubbub leading up to Australian sound (and glass!) artist Justice Yeldham's show at Happy last Thursday. People who saw him play here in 2007 were dying to see him again, and those that had missed him that first time around wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

When I got to Happy at around 10pm, the place was already reasonably chocka with punters. Wellington's psychedelic, improvised doom rock supergroup The Stumps were on first and played a sprawling set of slow squalling. But towards the end, they rocked out in full noisy fight, which was lovely.

When Justice Yeldham set up on stage. I was tempted to stand right at the front like I usually would, but I remembered that the last time I saw him play, the odd shard of glass went flying, so I stood around the side of the stage where still had full view. Hey, sometimes you need to consider safety, even with pop music.

Yeldham was excellent. He had a large, thick pane of glass that was connected to oscillators and distortion pedals connected to a toolbelt he was wearing. He spat beer onto and sucked and blew on the glass with his mouth which created brilliant streams of noise. I once saw some video footage where he played a piercing wee number and at the end deadpans, "That's my cover of 'Funky Town'. I called out, "Play 'Funky Town!'" But he called back, "Aw, I can't do 'Funky Town' people always make fun of me when I do that!"

He clearly relishes the whole performance aspect of his routine because not only does he throw his whole physicality into it, he also does it barefoot, which seems like quite a pointed and conscious decision to make, what with all the resulting broken glass.

By the end of his fearless and fierce set, his sheet of glass was reduced to a small shard which he smashed over his head. It left me feeling exhilarated and slightly breathless. I liked his wolf t-shirt, too.

Next up was an Australian performer named Toecutter who I knew nothing about. I was interested because of his name. You know what a Toecutter is eh? It's basically a criminal who screws over other criminals. You know, like that guy Chopper.

Toecutter wasn't quite what I expected. He had John Denver hair, stubbie shorts and gumboots. He looked like a drunken surfer. He stumbled around the stage shirtless while playing 'Slice of Heaven'. Yes, the song by Herbs and Dave Dobbyn. I think I can pretty much assure you that this was the first (and probably the last) time that Herbs and Dave Dobbyn has ever and will ever be played at Happy. Quite clever and refreshing really. Everybody was smiling.

Toecutter then played a mash up of all sorts of other bizarre stuff at high volume. A Supertramp cover and Sigue Sigue Sputnik included. I think he should have played some Mental As Anything or Icehouse. In fact, I was rather surprised that he hadn't thought of this himself. I called out, "Play some Icehouse!" And he looked up and said with genuine regret, "I'm sorry! I don't have any Icehouse." (I know this will make me sound like I'm sound kind of loud mouth, but I'm not usually.)

Later when I was at the bar he came up to me and said that he wished he'd had some Icehouse. I told him that he was still OK anyway. He went away then came back (he was wearing a pink t-shirt by this stage) and handed me a caseless CD.

"What's this?" I asked.

"It's a gift," he replied before giving me an awkward little hug and walking off.

Except with his accent, it sounded like "geeft."

- Kiran

Posted Tuesday, February 10, 2009 4:36 PM

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